The Anti Blonde Bimbo Bitch Song - STLD original (lyrics in description)
The title says it all: a song about the stereotype slutty, brainless, blonde, bimbo bitch girls. Yes, I know that there are a lot of smart blonde girls out there and yes, I am aware of the fact that not all girls who wear make-up or own Prada handbags are sluts. This song was just made for fun. There’s something wrong with my camera, so the video might not be as smooth as it should be. It acted a bit funky when I played it on my computer. Audio should be okay, though. I would love to make a better version with a fab beat and everything, but my editing programs don’t seem to like this file, so this will have to do for now (my laptop is possibly even crappier than my camera). Lyrics: I step up in this club, all the ladies begging for love Driving me crazy, seems like they can’t get enough I see them barely dressed, I start to lose my mind I try to keep my cool, but it just don’t feel fine Sure you got a nice body, sure you look alright But I don’t get why you look like a friggin whore tonight Fantasy is half the fun in this game But you take away the fun before it even began So you got a Prada handbag — I don’t care So you got some fancy make up on –I don’t care So you got your hair done by Paris Hilton’s hairdresser — I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care I need a girl who can speak her mind I need a girl who knows what she likes I need a lady who can laugh with my jokes And talk about something more than the last Oprah show Don’t need a golddigger looking for dimes …